So i receive this email from my friend Alice in Uganda. Not withstanding the fact that i hate junk email,against my judgment i opened it.As expected it was one of those famous schemes peddled by the 'rich Nigerians'.
The ones where you have to pay a few thousands to get 20 million dollars, from some unknown uncle died and who left it you in his will.

The only difference with this is that it purports to show you a way on how to share some of Bill Gates vast sums of money.The catch is that you have to forward the email to a friend who passes it on.Now,if i was a friend to the dude who came up with such a stupid prank,i would tell them that it he is stupid to think that people would fall for it.However,seeing as to how many people have fallen for it, i say heck one more fool wont hurt humanity.So as it happens people are forwarding these emails to every Dick with an email, hoping that one of them will be stupid enough to fall for it. If you are about to hit the reply button, let me be the first to burst your bubble.NIGGER PULEEZE..IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN OKAY...SO GET A JOB AND WORK!!

It may sound like an oxymoron but its not.People actually go to school after they graduate and they graduate again,thus the name graduate school.So Janny boy and Reverand K finally did it.They worked their sorry behinds hard for months on, and yesterday they finally reported back to us or we the people.With so much grandeur and food and beer,the two announced to us that they had been bestowed on graduate diplomas by their respective and respectable institutions of learning.
We clapped ,laughed and some ladies dubbed their teary eyes as the two gave moving speeches.We were all happy for them and for us,because they told sad stories of a typical rags to riches fairly tale.
They recounted their days at 'Ruhande' eating fried potatoes and the ever abundant avodaco, each night, then off to the girl's dorms to court girls or "dig" as they we called it. For those of us who had known them for more than a decade,these guys had essentially shown us where simple zealousness coupled with ambition can take you.

As for the party,it rocked on throughout the night,we ate and many imbibed themselves in the insurmountable liters of alcohol. Others fought, a good party is never complete without a fight.In the end the crowd went home happy satisfied and most importantly drunk....

It is that time of the year again, when higher learning or "the society of the learned" ,come down on their ivory towers demanding some kind of 'alimony'. Before they divorce themselves from the very establishment, that sucked them stone-dry and is letting go of them in a jobless market with thousands of dollars in loans.(word to the wise...please consolidate)
This episode translated in simple terms, means food and drinks.Every weekend till the end of June or for those who stilled owe on their tuition the end of July .
Last weekend saw a bit of a hiatus for us, since we had traveled out of town for a vacation.This weekend however presents us with one of those proverbial conundrums...where do we start?
Because as you can imagine,four close friends are having their fiestas on the same day,and this tears us up on which to first unleash our rural appetites.So i have decided that instead of tossing the coin,i will follow Leila (by now you should have realized that she's the smart one in this relationship).
So as soon as get off my blue collar- job -masquerading- as a -white collar job,i will drive up to where she has set base, and start on the old and respected art of beer guzzling.Then drive as fast as i can to the next one.This exercise will go on till dawn, then i will retire for an encore next weekend when the same opportunity will present itself in doubles...such luck huh?