"I really really fucking hate M&M. Like real bad. I too was wrapped up in his bullshit at first - I own his first two LPs. But about 3 days after purchasing the Marshal Mathers LP, I took a crap on it. I realized that it was, in fact, The Slim Shady LP with new cover art. And he continues to release the same shit over and over. It's old and was old a long time ago. How many times can you sing about your white trash upbringing? WE GET IT. It sucked. 8 MILE!!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two days ago, I was watching MTV (and they were actually playing music videos, OMG) and some damn song by MNM came on and it was just clips of home videos of his daughter. Uh. Lazy much? He was singing to her about her cracked out tramp of a mother and how he's going to make everything better and bring home the bacon by pretending to be a hard white boy thug. Wonderful. But didn't you sing that song 4 albums ago Marshall? I think ya did. That song he just released, Just Lose It, was 3 old hits recyled into a new one and PEOPLE STILL LIKED IT! What the hell? I also blame M and M for the catastrophe that is $.50.

I really, really began to loathe Eminem when he would not shut up with the homophobia. I am convinced he is gay. Self-hating homo. Seriously. I just get the vibe. And I am generally VERY right about these things.






We can all appreciate the remarkable stupidity of one Miss Paris Hilton. Yes, I do agree that the bitch does some tremendously moronic things (dating the notoriously sketchy Rick Solomon comes to mind) but I must say, that I am a fan of Paris. I personally think it's fucking great that she's famous just because she knows how to spend money. A woman after my own heart. If I were the kind of person who valued substance over style I'd likely be singing a different tune, but lets face it, she is fierce and that is what really matters. What I especially love about Paris is that everytime a sex tape is released or a Sidekick hacked or whateverthefuck, she is practically unphased. As long as she can still pose for a camera and make pouty faces or stare at herself in the mirror, she's a-okay. And that is, I think, the true allure of Paris Hilton: She's so absurd and narcissistic and wrapped up in her own pink colored, candy scented, diamond encrusted world that it's almost cute. Almost.

I also love PH because we both subscribe to the same school of thought: even if people are talking shit about you, it's better than them not talking about you at all. And really, if you were worth eleventy billion dollars would you give a fuck what people thought about you? Not likely. I'm sure many people reading this will say "well look you dumb bitch, you can apply this same thought to Beyonce, why do you hate her? Paris has fake hair too, why didn't you comment on that. you're fat and ugly die die die" and so on. And my answer is this: Paris Hilton, for all her narcissism, does not claim to be anything other than what she is - An attention whore with a whole lot of $$$ to burn. She accepts it, she deals, she lives, she spends. She may pretend to be "singer" or an "actress", but it's not like she's doing this shit to make a living. It's just something to do. Monday - jetset to Milan, buy clothes. Tuesday - cut album. Wednesday - stand in front of movie camera and pretend to be scared. Thursday - buy shoes.....

Paris put tiny dogs on the map. No one, besides rich old ladies in Milan, carried little dogs in bags and shit and now EVERYONE has a knockoff Tinkerbell. I'm sure she probably earned Tmobile millions in revenue from Sidekick sales. She's a force of nature, and she had absolutely no talents whatsoever. That's hot.

I will now brace myself for the barage of hate."

I have been gone so long that weeds had starting growing in these fields of my mind.Indeed the last i posted something,Tom Delay was still the house majority leader,and Scooter Libby(otherwise known as lil Cheney) still had a job at the White House.In the proceeding days after special cousel Fitzgerald unearthed the truth on who squealed out Valerie Palme,the right wing machine has come under so much pressure that it could crumble faster than Pat Robertson could say JESUS.The first of such signs has already been seen in the Virginia and New Jersey Gubnatorial elections, where democrats easily won seats(even as the president backed their opponents).So questions have been making rounds,has Bush become a liability to his party?.Well here is my take on that.This administration has flaunted the law since they came into office,they have such a phobia for rules and process that they have managed to take this country back to the Mcarther days in less than a decade.The war in Iraq was started in the pretext of finding WMD's,a year later it became a war against terrorism.The quick shift in 'strategy' came after it was ruled out that the small vials of yellow cake that Colin Powell shamelessly paraded infront of the security council were infact "fake" yellow powder.Oh what a shame!!.Look what they did to this man,who once was a respected black army general with a record so untainted,he could have had a shot at the White House.Now who will ever vote trust him.His ordeal continued as he defended himself infront of the House International Relations Committee. There he sat, recounting for the umpety-umpth time why, back in February 2003, he believed the pessimistic estimates about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. "I went and lived at the CIA for about four days," he began, "to make sure that nothing was—" Suddenly, he stopped and glared at a Democratic committee staffer who was smirking and shaking his head. "Are you shaking your head for something, young man back there?" Powell grumbled. "Are you part of the proceedings?"...And downhill he went,till he resigned a few months later.

Scooter Libby(lil Cheney).To be honest with you,i had never heard of this man before, even though he was the vice President's chief of Staff for all these years.However that didnt surprise me, considering that his boss has a knack for going to "undercover" and maintains a shroud of secrecy over his office.But all along,there was a Scooter Libby,the man who manned his house.Now if your name is Scooter,i would think twice before hiring you,but knowing Cheney-or atleast reading about him-,i can see why he would chose Scooter as his right hand man.Its therefore of no surprise that he was the fella indicted for releasing Valerie Palme's name to the press-do i smell mafia tactics here.

Karl Rove,or Karl,how this country has benefited from your egg shaped head.This man has worked for this country so much that his hair fell off one at a time.Karl Rove is known as a neo-conservative who supports a far righ conservative Christian position especially when it comes to Church and State issues.He is one of the men that greatly shaped the American foriegn and internal policy in the past five years.Its no wonder also that he was involved in leaking the name of Valerie,a mistake that still haunts him today as he continues to be investigated.